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A man walks into a bar one night.
He looks like he has been severely beaten and is bleeding on the floor.
The bartender looks up in disgust and says,"What the hell do you want?"
The man replies in a raspy voice,"I want hot sex, and lots of it."
A large baboon runs out from the back room and beats the poor patron until there is nothing left but a nasty lump of torn flesh and bone The bartender throws his hands in the air and screams, "Why,why, oh God why?"
The monkey, being rather intelligent for his species, looks to the bartender and says in a startled voice:
"Well, I am rather sorry. But I am merely a confused highly intelligent ape who seems to have lost his way and in my fragile state this fellows rancid looks along with his truly perverse demeanor about life seemed to bring forth a sort of primordial rage that strangely took over my highly evolved mind and made me into one pissed off monkey. Truly, I am sorry, for it was not nor will ever be my intention to ever do this again. Believe me, dear friend, for this is the truth that I tell you. Any damages, be it physical to the bar or emotional to you will be taken care of in monetary compensation from me, for I have a very good job working in the engineering department of a well known car-manufacturing system. What say you good man, you don't call the police and I'll give you whatever you want."
The bartender looked at him flabbergasted. Then laughed and said.
"That's great but I don't want money all I want is hot sex and lots of it."
The monkey tore the bartenders head off with one powerful fist.
"Oh darn it all."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrggghhh
A man walks into a bar one night.
He looks like he has been severely beaten and is bleeding on the floor.
The bartender looks up in disgust and says,"What the hell do you want?"
The man replies in a raspy voice,"I want hot sex, and lots of it."
A large baboon runs out from the back room and beats the poor patron until there is nothing left but a nasty lump of torn flesh and bone The bartender throws his hands in the air and screams, "Why,why, oh God why?"
The monkey, being rather intelligent for his species, looks to the bartender and says in a startled voice:
"Well, I am rather sorry. But I am merely a confused highly intelligent ape who seems to have lost his way and in my fragile state this fellows rancid looks along with his truly perverse demeanor about life seemed to bring forth a sort of primordial rage that strangely took over my highly evolved mind and made me into one pissed off monkey. Truly, I am sorry, for it was not nor will ever be my intention to ever do this again. Believe me, dear friend, for this is the truth that I tell you. Any damages, be it physical to the bar or emotional to you will be taken care of in monetary compensation from me, for I have a very good job working in the engineering department of a well known car-manufacturing system. What say you good man, you don't call the police and I'll give you whatever you want."
The bartender looked at him flabbergasted. Then laughed and said.
"That's great but I don't want money all I want is hot sex and lots of it."
The monkey tore the bartenders head off with one powerful fist.
"Oh darn it all."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrggghhh
