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Yes, boys and girls, this is what you have all been waiting for. The newest and bestest of chain letters. Please read and weep and laugh with us all. After you are done reading it, send it to 675 of your closest friends and neighbors so that they too may take in the full amount of enjoyment of this letter. Who knows? It may just change your life.
Hello, my name is Nikki Perenzo and I am from a small town in Italy called Baganzoba. I wish to tell you something of great importance. It seems that after much drinking and revelry well into the midnight hour, I passed out. When coming to, the world was swimming with pulsing light around me. It was then that I first saw my special little friend Milo. Milo is a giant talking piece of pasta who has come to this planet from a solar system really, really, really far away. He told me that the world must know of him and the others that wish to spread peace throughout the galaxy. He then gave me amazing spacey powers to create the ultimate in chain letters. Whoever receives this letter and sends it to others will receive unbelievable good luck. It is actually the pasta people come down to secretly help humanity into a new era of love through good deeds. Whoever doesn't send this out is HORRIBLY TORTURED AND KILLED.
So please, for the love of humanity, send this to others. I beg of you.
As for myself, it seems that I had again had much to drink. Milo once again visited my side like a heavenly apparition. He brought more words of love and joy. Unfortunately, in my inebriated state of mind, I mistook him for leftovers that mama made and ate him. I certainly hope this does not harm our relationship with the pasta peop.........
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So please send this out to others. Here are some samples of what has happened to others and what may happen to you.
Alice Grub- Shinley, Mass.
She sent the letter out to hundreds of friends and a week later her dead husband came back to life. Though slightly smelly and worm-eaten, she has never been happier.
George Phillips- Brendale, Ohio
Forgot to write to write to 675 people and was strangely found eaten to death by his pet hamsters.
Kenny Terrance- Big Mountains, Kansas
Sent out this message of love to all his friends and woke up one morning as a woman. He (er, she) has never been happier since
Hillary Grumbottom- New York, N.Y.
Forgot to send out the letters, strangely the next day she found out that her beloved husband of 18 years turned out to actually be a small hairless Chihuahua. ( Her husband has apologized for the lies and got a job doing some commercial work on television, Hillary has told her friends that she is extremely embarrassed about the whole situation. she had no idea he was Mexican.)
Phil Jenkins- Forestglen, Washington
Remembered to write to all of his friends and won the state's lottery for over $50 million (Afterwards his wife left him, his family and friends refused to talk to him after not receiving any of his winnings, his lawyers took off with over 99.9% of his money, and a pack of crazed college students kidnapped him and held him for ransom for over 3 years in a small clothes hamper. After finding out that the lawyers left him with only $2.05 in his bank account, they accepted a money order and let him go free. Phil is now living more happily then he has ever been in a small cave in Nox Forest with a few raccoons and a slightly rabid beaver.)
Yes, boys and girls, this is what you have all been waiting for. The newest and bestest of chain letters. Please read and weep and laugh with us all. After you are done reading it, send it to 675 of your closest friends and neighbors so that they too may take in the full amount of enjoyment of this letter. Who knows? It may just change your life.
Hello, my name is Nikki Perenzo and I am from a small town in Italy called Baganzoba. I wish to tell you something of great importance. It seems that after much drinking and revelry well into the midnight hour, I passed out. When coming to, the world was swimming with pulsing light around me. It was then that I first saw my special little friend Milo. Milo is a giant talking piece of pasta who has come to this planet from a solar system really, really, really far away. He told me that the world must know of him and the others that wish to spread peace throughout the galaxy. He then gave me amazing spacey powers to create the ultimate in chain letters. Whoever receives this letter and sends it to others will receive unbelievable good luck. It is actually the pasta people come down to secretly help humanity into a new era of love through good deeds. Whoever doesn't send this out is HORRIBLY TORTURED AND KILLED.
So please, for the love of humanity, send this to others. I beg of you.
As for myself, it seems that I had again had much to drink. Milo once again visited my side like a heavenly apparition. He brought more words of love and joy. Unfortunately, in my inebriated state of mind, I mistook him for leftovers that mama made and ate him. I certainly hope this does not harm our relationship with the pasta peop.........
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The original letter strangely ends there
So please send this out to others. Here are some samples of what has happened to others and what may happen to you.
Alice Grub- Shinley, Mass.
She sent the letter out to hundreds of friends and a week later her dead husband came back to life. Though slightly smelly and worm-eaten, she has never been happier.
George Phillips- Brendale, Ohio
Forgot to write to write to 675 people and was strangely found eaten to death by his pet hamsters.
Kenny Terrance- Big Mountains, Kansas
Sent out this message of love to all his friends and woke up one morning as a woman. He (er, she) has never been happier since
Hillary Grumbottom- New York, N.Y.
Forgot to send out the letters, strangely the next day she found out that her beloved husband of 18 years turned out to actually be a small hairless Chihuahua. ( Her husband has apologized for the lies and got a job doing some commercial work on television, Hillary has told her friends that she is extremely embarrassed about the whole situation. she had no idea he was Mexican.)
Phil Jenkins- Forestglen, Washington
Remembered to write to all of his friends and won the state's lottery for over $50 million (Afterwards his wife left him, his family and friends refused to talk to him after not receiving any of his winnings, his lawyers took off with over 99.9% of his money, and a pack of crazed college students kidnapped him and held him for ransom for over 3 years in a small clothes hamper. After finding out that the lawyers left him with only $2.05 in his bank account, they accepted a money order and let him go free. Phil is now living more happily then he has ever been in a small cave in Nox Forest with a few raccoons and a slightly rabid beaver.)
