Welcome passengers to Drooling Airlines... If you look up you will see a super-sexy picture of me with a pumpkin that I had airbrushed in my youth. If you look closely, you will also notice my Metallica's "...And Justice For All" shirt (one of the seemingly HUNDREDS of "Metal" t-shirts I had owned).

If you look to your left, you will see one of the original design concepts for a "Totally Maiden Power Pumpkin" painting that I had done. Yes... most of the pumpkins that I decided to paint somehow, someway, ended up looking like EDDIE from Iron Maiden. For those who do not know who EDDIE is... imagine a cute bunny, happily frolicking about in innocent joy. Now imagine a GIANT UNDEAD DEMON-DUDE smashing him to bits... He is Iron Maiden's (only the BEST Metal Band ever... HELLO!!) mascot that graces all of their albums and has a tendency of racing about on stage during their concerts.

I love Eddie. If I could have an Undead friend just to hang out with ( maybe catch a flick or play some Gauntlet ), I would definitely choose Eddie. Mind you, some people believe that Eddie is actually Eddie Money who just hasn't bathed in awhile. I tell you this accusation is FALSE in all ways. I have SEEN Eddie Money (quite by accident really). I have HEARD Eddie Money. And friends... Iron Maiden's Eddie... is NO Eddie Money. Baby Hold On... because I got Two Tickets to Pumpkin Paradise.

This little blurb was written quite late at night and, after reading this over again, I have realized that I have lost all focus and most likely my mind all together and must now sleeeeeeeeeeeep.