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> History #23: Kamikaze Kar
This, dear readers, is the birth of the Kamikaze Kar. I have sent this to Ford, Chevrolet, and Honda to see who would want to skoop up this kick-ass kar koncept that will revolutionize the entire automobile industry (but few bidders for some strange reason).

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Kamikaze Kar. This Kar is Krazy, Kickin', and just plan Kool. Every car should have rocket launchers and gun turret options. I'd buy 'em for my Cavalier.
Here are just SOME of the extras that kome with the kar:
  • Kup Holder
  • Cigarette Lighter
  • Kollapsible Rear Seat to maximize storage area
  • Child Proof Locks
  • Sun Roof
  • Automatik 5 Year Warranty
  • Spacious Trunk with Kargo Net
  • Stain Resistant Karpeting
  • Top-mounted Gun Turret
  • Rear Window Defragger
  • Side Winder Missiles with Track-and-Lock System
  • Front Bumper Metal Spike License Plate Holder
  • Bullet and Blood Proof Windows
  • State of the art 8-Track Player
  • Tank Tread
  • Razor Blade Hub Kaps
  • Little Happy Face Ball to put on your antenna so you do not forget which car is yours
  • Kamouflage Paint (with nifty pearl flecks)
  • Even MORE guns
  • Did I mention even MORE guns
  • Little Hula Girl that sits on the dash and wiggles her butt around when you drive