Drooling Maniac: History.6: Grade Skool – Frognose: A Disease of Humiliation

Here's a rather odd pic that I found with this rather odd story attached to it. After reading it, I came to the realization that this was indeed, really odd. Yet, it was also oddly real (ooooooh, sounds deep.. but what the HELL does THAT mean ((I shwear I'm not shhmokin' duh crack)?). The story's grammar SUCKS HAIRY GOAT ASS (SHGA for short, aka SHooGA), mainly because I was probably like 10 at the time. Give me a break. I was NOT Doogie Howser, ya know.

Frognose: A Disease of Humiliation

The deadly disease is rarely found in darkest Africa in the jungles. This deadly disease is made by the bite of a Snuff frog. In about 4 hours, the victim's nose starts swelling into a frog. In 5 whole hours, it turns into a live frog.

It grows long slimey feet out of your nostrils and is a slimey green. And eyeballs grow out of your nose. It make you look like a weirdo and you can never get to sleep. You have to go out on walks a lot and feed him flies. Most of the times he gets on your nerves. He's pretty ugly so all your friends will run away.

If you get bit two time the Frognose will have babies an your whole face will be filled with little Frognoses.