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Yes, Jim will do ANYTHING for 25 cents, INCLUDING protecting your family jewels (wooooo - you know it). If you have read ANY of the other Jim stories, the plot is the SAME crap all over again but LONG... a TON of pages. More than I have the energy to scan.
The story really wasn't the interesting part, the creepy illustrations create a story all to themselves. I have chopped out all of the illustrations and made one PDF of them (click that link to the left). Here is a breakdown of the shots as I see them (based off of the PDF):
- Intro with some text. It's all good.
- A guy with no spine laying face down on a bed scraping what possibly may be dried man-goo off of a door.
- Jim and his friend possibly standing by a giant pile of manure. Looks like the Burro made a run for the Border.
- Jim's Dad, who looks like he is about ready to give birth to a Galapagos Tortoise, views the steaming pile of manure with them while a man with what could be a monkey tale gives the stack-of-poo the "hand" (no you didn').
- All of the characters together, looking like they grew up in Chernobyl country, suddenly bursting in aerobics for no real reason at all.
- Jim carrying Cousin It over to Dad and Tom (who may be standing either next to a door or a sleeveless Malcolm X wifebeater)
- Mutants playing a board game. One has a porn 'stach and one leg, but I guess if you have a porn 'stach you only NEED one leg (hey).
- Jim and his friends either riding on a boat or what looks to be the World's Largest Dildo. The text above it says "Bang Boom Bang Bang Boom", so my money is on the Dildo.
As they say, "Words are only words in form, but pictures make the best of porn". No... wait... that's not the saying I wanted. I meant "A picture beats a thousand birds." No, that not it... uh... "A picture leaks a clownhand's turds". Noo.. FORGET IT. Just look at the damn pictures.
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