So there he stood,
Laughing as EVER

Yet little did he know
........that he knew nothing of the sort.

His laughter (was the laughter of alone)
Echoed off of faces that had smiles baked on hours before the party even resumed.

So he stands, on the table, and laughs, and tells stories, of a witless wit and a clever so clever that it comes across as the most unclever words ever uttered.

And people slept, with eyes open and teeth agrinnin'.

"God, if you are in heaven" think the masses "let him be struck dead by his own breath, laden with the heaviness of those total lead tales of BORE!!!"

-fin-