Here is a super-cheesy card that I made for Mrs. Maniac back when we were just dating. After looking at this, it's no wonder she fell for my woofully wonderous charms. C'mon, a bear being shot in the ass by cupid (while I watch naked in the bushes for some reason). Wouldn't ANY girl melt at that? No... really. I'm actually asking.

Notice the rather disturbing Drooling Maniac logo on the back. Demented indeed.

> Original Drawing   (pdf version)