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> History #85: Christmas Cheer Means Christmas Beer
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Ho Ho Ho, here's a flyer filled with Holiday Dumb Shit. Elves, Santa, Bunnies, Retarded Reindeer. Christmas SUCKS. Unless I get a lot of cool stuff. Then it doesn't suck so much.
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This is a happy little christmas flyer that I made for a christmas party being held around christmas time. It has quite the christmas feel to it and is chock full of christmas cheer, including:
  • Wacky Christmas Elves
  • Wacky DRUNK Christmas Elves
  • Christmas Elves Getting Wacked
  • Christmas Elves Wacking It (behind the tree, you can't see it, but I KNOW he's there)
  • A Lone Gubu with a Christmas Hat
  • Opus on his Christmas Quest
  • A Bunny that didn't use a Christmas Rubber and now has 20 Christmas Bunny Babies to Christmas Support (He He He)
  • A Christmas BigFoot (Har Har Har)
  • Santa and a Retarded Deer (Ho Ho Ho)
  • Some Christmas DUDE in the Christmas bottom of this silly Christmas Flyer (I wonder Who Who Who)

Christmas sucks. Chris-my-ass.

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