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> History #67: It's Mini-D&D
Ever since I was a little tike, I would love to glue little pieces of crap together, paint it up, and create a bigger piece of joyfully painted crap. I would find ANYTHING around that house that was not nailed down, grab it, then glue it to more things and WALLAH... a giant mess that looked like something that the Blob vomited after devouring a garbage dump. Then I would pretend these little abominations (uh... I mean... creations) were vehicles, military bases, or Singapore hookers for my G.I. Joe guys to use.

Then I learned that there were such things out there called "Plastic Models". These were boxes filled with little plastic pieces, with actual tiny jars of paint you could steal (uh.. I mean buy) from the store, and MOST importantly – instructions to actually MAKE something that actually LOOKED like something (as opposed to the Modern Art I was previously building).

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Here are all of the Hero Quest adventure that I had created. Feel free to go out, buy the game, and use them if you wish to be just as COOL as I was. Nothing gets a chick hotter than small plastic dark elves.


When I first began modelling, I was HUGE into the World War II stuff: tanks, bombers, jeeps, battleships, chariots, space shuttles, wooden pirate legs, robot monkeys, and little teeny-weeny-tiny germans.

Sometime during highschool, I switched from painting the wee-tiny Germans and started painting wee-tiny fantasy figures instead. Ral Partha, Grenadier, Citadel Miniatures: these were all companies that made some really kick ass lead figures of fantasy creatures and characters of ALL kinds. I would save up some extra cash and run to the local hobby store to buy an assortment of orcs, undead skeleton warriors, dwarves with big axes, chaos knights, grim reaper dudes. I thought it was VERY cool. (at least it was to me)

One day, I came across a game called "Hero Quest" that actually USED these little figure guys like the ones I had been painting. Now THAT was SUPER kick ass. It was basically like playing Dungeons and Dragons, but with little dudes and rooms you could actually set-up on a game board and... It was just cool. (at least it was to me)

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Here is a pic of all the little dudes I had meticulously painted for the game. You gots the Conan looking dude, the wise old wizardly wizards, the dapper dwarf, the elfish elf, and baddies by the score.

I decided to write out a bunch of adventures for the game with a big storyline, maps, and dungeon layout breakdowns. You can view them by clicking on the link to the right. It is pretty funny. I got just a LITTLE too into it (as usual). Sooooo... here it is. You can check out my little adventures I wrote out above and you can look at a pic of the figures that I STILL have (stuffed WAY back in the closet). Some people may say, "Hey, that was pretty damn dorky, even for you." and I will have to respond with "Yup, I know. It is. But it WAS pretty cool!!!" (at least it was to me)


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