Hey, you won't believe this BUT... more English papers. This one is special. Very special. It is about an Iranian Teenager, his gun, AND it rhymes. Yes... I wrote a POEM about an Iranian and his gun. I believe this is about the time that I started writing really bad Heavy Metal songs for my band Flaming Vomit. But that is a whole 'nother story.

Watch out Ralph Waldo Emerson, better duck and cover Emily Dickinson, flee for your life Walt Whitman: 'cause here comes the Maniac launching some lyrical content at you. Kapow... don't need no rhyme nor reason when its poet huntin' season. Word.

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