How can you be a Metal Maniac without drawing an onslaught of DEMONS? Answer: You can't. It is written in the almighty testament of Metal that those who bangeth their heads and who hath the ability to draw more than just silly stick people shall indeed go on to draw such demons upon all books, desks, walls, floors, lunch boxes, trashcans, ancient papyrus, small ugly dogs, platypus beaks, moon rocks, frozen caveman remnants, and ALL that one sees before him/her*.
Booga Booga. These evil little imps from Hades are just here to ROCK OUT!!! A good portion of my time in Highschool was focused on doodling these little buggers of the not-so-nice place. Looking back now, I am not sure exactly WHAT the whole DEVIL and EVIL thang had to do with bands that had huge hair, wore more leather than a cow, and spread on more make-up than Tammy Faye Bakker on a good day. Whatever the correlation is, IT WORKS!!! Now, let us all shoot out the old Metal Devil Sign (that STILL lives on to this day) and bang our heads against the walls 'til we bleed. Mom is SO proud.
Booga Booga. These evil little imps from Hades are just here to ROCK OUT!!! A good portion of my time in Highschool was focused on doodling these little buggers of the not-so-nice place. Looking back now, I am not sure exactly WHAT the whole DEVIL and EVIL thang had to do with bands that had huge hair, wore more leather than a cow, and spread on more make-up than Tammy Faye Bakker on a good day. Whatever the correlation is, IT WORKS!!! Now, let us all shoot out the old Metal Devil Sign (that STILL lives on to this day) and bang our heads against the walls 'til we bleed. Mom is SO proud.
* This also goes for Himhers (aka the Hermaphrodites aka those lucky bastards who have both male and female genitalia). Metal does not care, even IF your beans are smacking against your soft taco supreme whilst ROCKIN' OUT. Be warned!!! A child that is accidently self-conceived in such a way during these 'bouts of ROCKING OUT may be prone to being REALLY FUCKED UP. Ofcourse, this probably has NOTHING to do with the music being listened to during conception. I'm guessing the little twitching bundle of joy would more than likely need therapy/shock treatments because its Mom is also its Dad and vice versa. That would screw your head for a lifetime, aye. Please, please, please use the proper precaution and come prepared.
