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> History #51: Axe Me No Questions
Presumably, when I drew this I had two thoughts in my head (unlike the one axe in this poor unfortunate fellows):
  1. This Sucks.
  2. I would like to draw a dude with an axe through his head instead of listening to what was happening in class.
I drew a LOT of axes in highschool for some reason. Odd, since I have barely ever purposefully picked up an axe in my life (since this would mean I would have to work up a sweat swinging these thangs at pieces of wood OR attempting to insert into someone's head, as illustrated, since this would also cause the unfortunate "sweating" type of situation previously mentioned and consist of some manner of "effort" on my part – could I make this parenthetical addition a little bit longer – why YES... I am doing it right now... I wonder if there is anything in the Guinnes Book of World Records concerning the longest frickin' run of crap stuffed into a parenthesis for really no apparent reason whatsover... checked www.guinnessworldrecords.com and I think I am the KING... let me fill out that application and get my name in LIGHTS...I can see it now... Book Deal, Movie Deals, Hot Chicks running around dressed like Parenthesis... oh to dream... yes... to dream... after reading this all... I realize... THIS SUCKS... nice pull back to the beginning huh...oooooohh....nice indeed ).

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: This SUCKS. Axe in some dude's head.