Drooling Maniac: History.39: Grade Skool: Perspective From My Twisted Perspective

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Perspective on Death. This ain't no Happy Town here, bitches. The Where's Waldo O' Death.

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One day, in Art Class, the teacher decided that we should begin learning the complexities of perspective and drawing slightly silly buildings.

"Why... what is Perspective and could you perhaps define this for me in a very wordy and slightly confusing manner oh most Drooling of Maniacs?", you may ask.

"O.K.", I may say, responding to my own made-up Reader dialogue (I am soooo lonely - sniff, sniff). Here it goes:

Perspective can be defined as the technique or process of representing on a plane or curved surface the spatial relation of objects as they might appear to the eye; specifically: representation in a drawing or painting of parallel lines as converging in order to give the illusion of depth, distance, and larger genitalia size.

Allright, so I didn't write the definition above. Merriam-Websters be my guide. Well, I DID add the "larger genitalia" part. But I believe perspective CAN (and SHOULD) be used in just such a way.

Anyhoo, back to my story... Where was I, Oh yes. So we had to draw these building. But I... being me... and not him... ofcourse had to add a bunch of sick and twisted little Where's Waldo type of Weirdities to this. Check out the little pics below and see if you can find them in BIG VERSION of the picture (click either the Really Big Version or PDF Really Big Version links below the top pic to view ).

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