Here are some of the cartoons that I drew on the back of the U.F.O. report which you may have read about in the other blurbs. If not... well then... read them. As far back as I can remember, I would draw stupid little cartoons on the back of any large reports, essays, documentation on statistical theories of atomic transport in crystalline solids*, stories about what I did over summer vacation, etc. The teachers seemed to generally get a bit of a laugh from them. At least, they TOLD me that. They were probably more like "Oh, how sweet. This child may be mentally challenged. He's a special boy. A special, special boy." I wish I still had more of them. I was big time into drawing super crappy movie and television parodies (see above), making fun of Indiana Jones, E.T., the Smurfs, and the Physical Models for Sub-Atomic Particles and Atomic Structure*.