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> History #8: Frightening, Suprising, Humorous, and ALL Sick
Holy Crap!!! I was definitely a sick little dude. How sick? This picture that you see before you was given to us as a Creative Writing assignment. We had to make up three different stories for this: A frightening ending, a surprising ending, and a humorous ending. Below is what my twisted little mind came up with (and notice the LOVELY illustrations I added to enhance the pic). You can smell the stank of the Heavy Metal Highschool era creeping in on the whisting winds of me leetle brain with this one. Yikes.
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: The Adventure. Fun stories about Cubans, guns, blood, guns, dogs eating brains, more guns, spikes, and did I mention guns.


Three endings:
ENDING #1: Frightening

...and as the figure came down they saw their mother with a bloody knife in her hand. She took it and cut them into little pieces.
ENDING #2: Surprising

...and a Cuban Terrorist jumps out and blows the two kids away with an uzi and stuck a grenade in the kids mouth and he blew up. His brains splattered on the ceiling. He called his bulldog who came and slurped up their guts and brains. The dog after that had indigestion and dies.
ENDING #3: Humorous

...They saw that it was a dummy. It was also funny when they found out that it was a trap and spikes shot out of it piercing their eyeballs.