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> History #157: Inbred Gilbert Golem Jovi
Umm, I really can't explain this one. Doodled it up while bored in one of my Math classes. I guess I was really into creating an evil Tolkeinish character with Polka Dot shorts that sounds like Gilbert Godfrey, but with the amazing poof of the oh-so-Jovi early '80s hair. Bizarre but (sniff...tear...sniff) beautiful. Someone call WETA. I'm ready to create new characters for Lord of the Rings 4: The Return of the Annoying Thing.
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: an evil Tolkeinish character with Polka Dot shorts that sounds like Gilbert Godfrey, but with the amazing poof of the oh-so-Jovi early '80s hair.

Ofcourse, this may mean that I have psychic powers and can TRULY see what Bon Jovi looks like in just his underwear. It wouldn't surprise me. The Poof masked the Horror that is Jovi. Sounds like a great H.P. Lovecraft short story.