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> History #155: Beware of Mr. SquishHead
Here is a weird dude that I created when I was bored as hell in Biology 101, quite a few years ago (too many, actually).
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Squish, squish, squish. Here comes Mr. SquishHead.

Beware of this deadly creature. Found in the darkest and dampest of regions. Made of a disgusting gooey chunks (thought by many to be mutated cookie dough). This creature has long pointed spikes protruding from his head. Deadly + Poisonous, their spikes' lethal venom can kill a man in less than 70 years. The slime trails left behind are the tell tale signs of a pack near, along with this creature's well known death call of "squish-squish-squish".

Prepare to run for your life if attacked, for these fast-paced creatures move at an astonishing rate of 2 inches and hour. Let us pray that we never come across Mr. SquishHeads.