Drooling Maniac: History.134: College Daze: Ode To Sign Guy

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: This guy would hold signs all day. Was this a sign from God telling me to stay in school. No. It was actually a sign saying that some furniture company was going out of business. I don't think God owns a furniture company. He lets the Devil have that chunk.

This is an "actual" sketch of the guys who would actually SIT outside the convenience store where I used to work and just hold signs all day. THAT was their job. To SIT there and HOLD SIGNS!!! And here is the ode I wrote to them.

ODE to "Guy Who Holds Signs Outside My Store"

Oh Guy
Oh SignHolder
Sitting outside
Holding the sign

Still
Sitting
There

Just sitting
There
Not doing anything
But holding a sign
Have you no respect
Hey man, can't you see
I'm actually pissed off
because you get paid
MORE THAN ME!!!