It took me a few seconds to realize that it couldn't fit the entire word "Jewelry" there, but for some reason I thought it was just HYSTERICAL that I actually thought someone out there made a show called "Lauren G. Adams Fashion Jew".
If that was real, could you imagine the possible spin-offs:
- Phyllis B. Barth Designer Catholic
- Tran G. Ho Stylin' Buddhist
- Bakki L. Delhi Faddish Hindu
- Clarrisa Z. Stormraven Gucci-rific Pagan