- Recent surgery or illness
- Back or neck injury
- History of Heart Failure or High Blood Pressure
- Currently pregnant or ever want to get pregnant anytime in the future
- Easily get nauseous and vomit on your shoes
- Have bouts of psychosis brought upon by viewing disturbing pictures
- Highly religious and get offended by nakedness
- Highly naked and get offended by religion
- Have a significant physical ailment or condition
- Currently under the influence of alcohol
- A member of PETA and despise cruelty to animals
- Are under 3' tall
- Are over or equal to 3' tall
Seriously. This is for your own good.
DO NOT look at the picture below.
It is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
It by far outweighs any of the most tragic, horrible, and evil things mankind has EVER created.
Really, do NOT LOOK.
Please, I beg of you turn back NOW.
It's not too late.
Seriously, quit out of your browser, turn the computer off, THROW it out the window, hike out to the middle of the woods, and live in a small cave for the rest of your life. This is the BEST thing to do right now.
So you still want to see it?
Alright, don't say I didn't warn you...
Here we go...
Keep going down...
into the pits of HELL...
You are soon doomed to have this vision SEARED INTO YOUR MIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR CURSED LIFE...
It's a naked David Hasselhoff from the 1980's covering himself with Shar Pei puppes.
If there is a God in Heaven, I ask WHY!!!!!!
I was fooled into looking at this recently and have the puke stains all over my computer desk to prove it.
Don't say I didn't warn you. Now you must have this burden on your soul as well. You poor unfortunate bastard.