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> Tangent #45: Cartoon Girls Gone Wild
Did you even wonder what happened to all those super hot cartoon chicks from the 1970s, 1980s, and early 1990s. If you have, you are not alone. Millions of others have posed the same question. Well there's a secret folks. And that secret is FINALLY OUT!!!

Joseph R. Francis and Mantra Films, Inc., creators of the world famous "Girls Gone Wild" drunken college boob videos PROUDLY PRESENTS: Cartoon Girls Gone Wild.

Unbeknownst to many, a majority of the cartoon girls have been showing their goods in a drunken stupor to the Girls Gone Wild cameras for well over three decades now. The fans demanded a Cartoon Girls Only video and Joe listened (as Joe does so well) and gave to the horny masses a compilation of the greatest cartoon nakedness of all time. Volume 1: Jem - Truly Outrageous is the first DVD in a hand-picked collection of the finest cartoon booty that has ever graced the shakey one-handed grasped cameras of naked girly videos. See Jem and her cartoon gal pals show off what God drew on them.

Pop in the DVD, loosen your belt, and watch:
  • Jem in all her glory. She is here to prove once and for all that she is TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!!!
  • Josie and the Pussycats (say no more - purrrrrrrrrr).
  • Snow White will definitely not have a White Wedding after this video comes out.
  • Velma and Daphne from Scooby-Do FINALLY make out until they pass out in a pile of their own sick. Oddly enough, Daphne is the dude in this relationship. Who knew???
  • Jessica Rabbit multiplying like... er... well... a Rabbit.
  • She-Ra showing off all her She parts AND all her Ra parts.
  • The Baroness from Cobra gettin' all sado-happy. C'mon. Not really a shock here.
  • Strawberry Shortcake playing with her muffins. Uh-Oh. She finds out that something's cooking in the oven after a drunken night of partying and it sure ain't dessert.
  • Peppermint Patty... oooh... wait... no one wants to see her naked except that chick that keeps calling her "Sir". Yuck.
  • Ariel the Mermaid showing a little fin, gill, and tail. She's quite the catch. Once you pull her in, it's time to stuff and mount on the wall.
  • Sleeping Beauty sure doesn't get any sleep during Spring Break '98.
  • Wilma Flinstone showing how she keeps her man "rock hard"
  • Cinderella... Cinderella... when she gets drunk, she sleeps with all the fellas.
  • And last but not least: Smurfette - who whips out her smurfs while another smurf smurfs her smurf and then yet another smurf sticks his smurf in her smurf making her smurf her smurf while smurfing all over the smurf, ruining the smurf. She first smurfs him from smurf, then whips around and smurfs him from smurf - making him smurf all over the smurf until she finally smurfs, smurfing smurf all over the camera - which makes the camera guy puke.