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> Tangent #44: Popcorn Gets A Bad Rap
Act II, the creators of the wildly successful Butter Lover's flavored popcorn, PROUDLY presents its newest line of microwave popcorn goodness that will shake, shake, shake your taste buds into a frenzy.

If you like popcorn and you cannot lie. Open your mouth wide and say AHHHHHH, 'cause here comes
Butt Lover's!!! You'll get sprung!!!

Born from the collaboration of both Act II and the creative rap genius Sir Mix-A-Lot, the Baby Got Butt Lover's product (with Artificial Butt Flavoring) is set to take the snack food market by storm.

It is truly BOOTYLICIOUS!!
Here is just a quick sample of Sir Mix-A-Lot's new jingle for the commercials:
I like Butt Lover's and I can not lie
Popcorn goodness that I can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a putsa round bowl of it in front of your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz when you eat toO much of it you'll get stuffed
Yo, Baby Got Butt Lover's

As for me... well... I tried some and personally think it just tastes like ass.