Ladies and gentlemen of the paparazzi, get your cameras ready. I present to you... PariCyclops Hilton. I bet big Rick Salomon wouldn't be all to keen to make a sex tape with her now (look at them chompers - OW). I heard that she got back together with Nicole Richie after this freak accient to do another season of Simple Life (but PariCyclops Hilton EATS Nicole thinking she is a big meaty chickenbone). Oh, and her singing didn't get any better either.
> Tangent #21: Teleporter Accident #2 - PariCyclops Hilton
We all know by now that Paris Hilton is no stranger to the one-eyed monster, but I wonder (really wonder) what would happen if Paris Hilton and Ray Harryhausen's Cyclops from The 7th Voyage of Sinbad accidently teleported to the same place at the same time and their atoms combined to form a new creepy creature.