Suddenly, I heard a deep moan coming from the graves. I stopped, my feet taking root like trees. And then....from the darkness...it crept out from its eternal slumber.
It was hideous, this abomination of humanity. A terror or incomprehensible horror. And as it slowly slothed its way towards me, leaving a trail of slime behind, it...slowly...reached it's gnarled hand towards me....and...
Oh, wait. Silly me. It's just Lindsay Lohan. What a relief.
So I hit her with a shovel. No "Herbie the LoveDud" sequel EVER!!! (crowd cheers).