Hmmm. No sir. I see NOTHING concerning the Heart here. Nope. Could have been StomachBurn or LowerPartOfTheSternumBurn, but surely not HeartBurn. I would think that if your heart was burning, you either are having a rightly bad time with being a narcoleptic smoker (and accidently dowsing yourself in gasoline just for giggles) or having the BAD luck of hanging out with a Thuggees party (confusing it with a Druggy's party) and having Mola Ram rip your beating heart from your chest, watching it as it burst into flames, then lighting girls cigarettes with a Fonz-like "Ayeeeeee" (we all know how much Mola likes the ladies ((Ram Ram)).*

Just wanted to bring this up before someone says, "Oooh, I have a splitting EarBurn" when they actually mean they have a nasty case of the CornShits.

For that matter, what about the Indian Burn....oh, wait...forgot. Torched villages, annihilation of a native people...eek...not going there....nevermind.

Thats it for now. Have to go. I think I am coming down with a bad case of the GeorgeBurns (have a strange urge to smoke a cigar, sing a song, then die).