Tree Spirit, Oh, Tree Spirit, how does your body grow? I wouldn't want to be a Tree Spirit. It must really blow.
> History #115: Sketch Book – Tree Spirit
This is a Tree Dude. A dude of the tree. A spirit of ancient treeness. I hear he has problems finding a girlfriend. No matter how good his personality may be, he still has a tree trunk for an ass and a plant growing on his head. Must suck being a tree dude.