Holy Crap! This is how I use to draw myself when I was in my "Cute Cartoon" phase. Oye...

Notice the porn stash and long flippy hair. Yeah, that was me just coming out of my High School Heavy Metal stage of life. And what a smile. The bitter baseball bat of life had not yet beat me. Oh, to be young again.

This is actually from the "Drooling Maniac Card – Kitty Litter Wrestling" if you want to see it in its full context.