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> History #46: Weiner Dog From Hell
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Weiner Dog From Hell!!! Humor From Hell!!! Watch out for this Demon Doggy.
Don't piss off THIS pup!!! This infernous hound of hades will gnaw your friggin' arm off and piddle MOLTEN LAVA on your shoes. Oh, and he has the worst case of doggy brimstone breath ever. Did I mention that he shits napalm fire as well? Don't let this demonic doggie hump your leg, 'cause he's likely to tear it off first THEN start bonking your bleeding stump. He likes chewing on bones... YOURS!!! This... my friends... is one Bad Ass Weenie!!!