Gadzooks, here is more alien stuff for you to peruse. This is a wonderful story about Bill, a not-so-nice alien, and a friggin' laser that can end the world. I believe that Tom Cruise was seriously considering making this into a script for his next big budget film extravaganza (with John Woo directing). Unfortunately, the little aliens living inside his own head told him it would NOT be a good idea ( L. Ron Ron Ron would NOT be pleased).
Stupid aliens.> Click Here to read "Scary Story" (pdf version)
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