> History #12: Would You Like To Ride My Flying Wiener?
Hey... go figure. It's ANOTHER U.F.O. related report. I just couldn't seem to get enough of that subject. Maybe I am Starman's illegitimate son or something. Now, it could be just me, but I pose this question to you – does the U.F.O. below look just a leeetle bit like a giant rocket powered hot dog? Yeah, I thought so. Maybe U.F.O. really stands for Uninteresting Frankfurter Object. They have travelled millions of light years for one thing... for one purpose... to search for massive quanitities of condiments.