Pronunciation: wall-a wall-a wahsh mie buhm

Function: Noun

1: I made this word up while I was taking a shower and washing my bum. There will be those of you who may be confused, so let me clarify. I was NOT washing a miscellaneous drunk vagrant who avoids work and smells of rotting fish, feet, and other foulness. That is every other Saturday EVENING. We're talking the morning here folks. No, the BUM being washed is my own personal buttocks region of the body.

Why did I think this up?

I have absolutely NO idea. Pretty damn stupid, actually. But it made me giggle and stuck in my head for some unknown reason. I had to write this down just so I could move on with my life.

It is basically word play on Walla Walla, Washington, which is a city in Walla Walla County (southeastern region of Washington) with a population of about 29,686. It is Walla Walla Well known for its Walla Walla Wineries and the fact that Dirk Benedict of the A-Team and Battlestar Gallactica fame (two of the best shows known to MANKIND) went to college there.

Hands down, it has one of the Walla Walla Weirdest city names I know. But DAMN its fun to say. How can you be unhappy and say Walla Walla? You can't, it's absolutley impossible.

You can make up thousands of variatons of the Walla Walla WordFun. Let's try some together:

• Walla Walla WashMyGum
• Walla Walla WashMyRum
• Walla Walla WashMyHum (which doesn't even make sense)
• Walla Walla WashMyNun
• Walla Walla YumYumYum
• Walla Walla WashMyCar (doesn't really rhyme, but funny)
• Walla Walla Wahoooooooooo
• Walla Walla Why Do I Keep Writing These Things... GOD it's STUPID!!!

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