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> Meowmy
Pronunciation: /mE-'au/ 'mE
Function: Proper Noun
1: This is what my cats (Fatso and Nutso) call Mrs. Maniac. Well, actually it's ME grabbing the cats and making them dance around and then "secretly" hiding my mouth behind the cat's head and making them talk to their loving CAT OBSESSED Momma. Amazingly, the cat's have extremely retarded sounding voices with thick British accent and have a tendency of saying such things as:
  • Meowmy, clean out my litter box because it STINKS and Dad's a lazy bum and will never do it.
  • Meowmy, where do babies came from?
  • Meowmy, do babies taste good?
  • Meowmy, why does Dad sleep on the couch so much when you are laying upstairs on that nice big comfy bed?
  • Meowmy, I really want to have kittens one day and... oh... wait... you had me fixed. Yeah, thanks alot. Real cool. Appreciate it.
  • Meowmy, I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!
  • Meowmy, Dad is the coolest and we love him so much more than you. You're mean and we hate you.
  • Meowmy, why do the French people have such OUTRAGEOUS accents, don't you know.
  • Meowmy, is it a good thing... or a bad thing... when worms come of your butt.
  • Meowmy, I'm the next American Idol.
  • Meowmy, I think you should get all nasty on Dad 'cause he spends all day making money so we can eat and he deserves it.
  • Meowmy, I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!
  • Meowmy, I pooped in your cornflakes this morning.
  • Meowmy, why am I so fat and gross?
  • Meowmy, if the technology for teleportation came around during your lifetime, would you feel inclined to send us to the beaches of Hawaii for a small break from all this sleeping, eating, and pooping that we do all day?
  • Meowmy, I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!
Who knew that my cats had so much to say? Frankly, I'm astounded that they don't write a book or something. Perhaps, "Hairy Pawter" or "I've got 9 lives and they ALL SUCK" or "MEOW" (with subtitle "What the hell do you expect me to say. I'm a CAT for crying out loud." in which the entire 2435 page novel consists of random letters created when they are running all over the keyboard licking it because I smeared peanut butter on all the keys. GENIUS, I say).