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Every Tom's Dick Is Hairy
Pronunciation: 'ev-rE 'täms 'dik 'Iz 'her-E
Function: Noun
1: A really really stupid way that I say "Every Tom, Dick, and Harry", which is the commonly used term to denote the common everday man. If said properly, it can be wonderfully annoying to any listener.
Proper Usage:
"Oh Jesus Christ. I can't believe you want to drag my ass out shopping with you the day after Christmas. Don't you know that every Tom's Dick Is Hairy is going to be out at the malls today."

"I can't believe that Pamela Anderson. I bet every Tom's Dick Is Hairy has got it goin' goin' on with that chick, if ya know what I mean."