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> Coffeine
Pronunciation: Kaw FeeN
Function: Noun
1: This is a dumb word that I created that is a gosh darn genius mix of the words Coffee and Caffeine. They just go together like Donnie and Marie and SHOULD NEVER be apart. EVER!!!

Coffee = Heaven. The Caffeine in Coffee = Life. Decaffeinated Coffee is the work of the devil and should be banished from the land.

One little happy fact about this word: it seems to REALLY annoy most people when you say it. Especially when hold on the "E" for an irritatingly long time.

Ex: Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine.


See, isn't it annoying just READING it?
Proper Usage:
[ I shamble like one of the undead over to the coffee machine. Body twitching, brains oozing from my ears, as I wonder why in the hell I stayed up until 4 in the morning playing "John Romero's Daikatana" when I had to work the next day. ]
ME:
Uhh. Grumble grumbe.. uh... stupid Froginators... grumble twitch... gotta get to the next level... game so bad... so bad... but must finish it... where am I... light so bright... hurting eyes.. hurting... oooooh Coffeine. My precious. Yes my precious. Sweet sweet Coffeine.

[ I fumble around with my mug and pour Coffeine goodness INTO the mug, OVER THE SIDE of the mug, ALL OVER the coffee burner, ONTO the counter, DOWN the bottom drawers, ONTO my jeans, and also INTO my pockets in one glorious Nike-esque swoop. ]

[ Another Dude walks into the kitchen with mug in hand, heading for the coffee machine.]
ANOTHER DUDE:
Morning...
ME:
Grumble mumble... mmmph!!! Morn... mmph.
ANOTHER DUDE:
Uhh. You done with that?

[ He says this while staring at the now almost empty coffee pot ]
ME:
Yeah.. you want some Coffeine?
ANOTHER DUDE:
Some what?
ME:
Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine!!!
ANOTHER DUDE:
God your stupid. You just.. (sigh)... just be quiet and don't talk right now. Your dumb jokes exhaust me.
ME:
You know what might help?
ANOTHER DUDE:
No, what?
ME:
A cup of Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine!!!
ANOTHER DUDE:
I hate you.
ME:
Mmmmph...