Pronunciation: Bahn Joe vee 'uhll
Function: Big Adjective
A new and exciting word meaning -- suggestive of a person, place, or thing that is Jon Bon Jovi-ish by nature. Easy enough. If something is LIKE Jon Bon Jovi, then it IS BonJovial
. And I'm not talkin' the snazzy Actor Jovi of the '90s or the Still Rockin' Jovi of the 2000's. No -- I am talking 'bout the Super HAPPY Cheesy Jovi of the Early '80s. C'mon... how can't you love HAPPY Cheesy Jovi?
But WAIT!!! What if you have been living in a hole (and NOT Living On A Prayer) since the early '80s and do NOT know what a Bon Jovi is and what exactly a Jovi may consist of. I have put together a super-easy breakdown for you to use as a comparison in figuring out what IS and ISN'T BonJovial. Give it a try.. and maybe... just maybe... you will be lucky enought to say "Gee thanks Drooling Maniac. I now know that I am indeed BonJovial."
Let's find out how much you have learned. The following is a series of pictures. All you have to do to win is to pick out the one that is Bon Jovi. I have made it a little easy for you by actually writing out the answers RIGHT BELOW THE PICS in case you found yourself confused and befuddled.
Give it a whirl. Who knows... maybe you are now a BonJovial Master!!!
"Sweet Mother Of GOD!!! What the hell did you do to your hair? Did you have an accident in your bathtub with a downed power line. You are looking quite BonJovial today."
"I'm so happy that I wan't to cheesily sing... weeeee.... I'm a Cowboy... yeah... Steel Horse I RIDE... woooo... I'm feeling downright BonJovial today!!!"