Function: Piratey Online Diary Goodness
1: This is what a pirate calls his online blog. We're not talking about the people who are stealing music, movies, and software using peer-to-peer technology kind of pirates here. Nope, that's child play. We're talking good old-fashioned, stinky, smelly, hairy, toothless, always spitting, big bushy beard growing, nasty stained and torn clothes wearing, probably has a venereal disease, cabin boy groping, hasn't bathed in a year, Jolly Roger loving, drunkin' dancing, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum singing, constant vomitting, teeth gritting, guttural yelling, rude mutterings, walking the plank, hook for a hand, peg-legged, eye-patch-wearing, trained monkey that ALSO has an eye-patch sitting on his shoulder, booty plundering, stealing, murdering, pillaging and raping, sailing the seven seas, crying on the inside but manly on the outside type of pirate here.
Pirates typically use MySpace, due to the site's free blogging capabilities and easy "Find and Add Pirate Friend" search functionality. They can also send instant bulletins to other pirates in their "Pirate Friends" list concerning any upcoming village raids in the near future.
For those lonely Pirates out there looking for a soul-mate, the love connection site "E-HARRRRRRRRRRmony" is quite popular as well.