Many scientists believe that this condition may have occurred because of a previous ATTACK by a pack of wild Al Gores during the patient's early childhood, which may have stunted proper emotional growth and opened the gateway of the mind to this rather curious Mental Disorder.
Signs that a person may have AlGoreaphobiaUpon seeing, hearing, or (on extremely rare instances) merely reading Al Gore's written words, the patient:
- Twitches uncontrollably.
- Froths at the mouth.
- Loses all bowel control.
- Begins singing Liza Minelli's "Cabaret" in a high falsetto voice.
- Rips out chunks of hair from his/her back, front, and inner thigh areas.
- Then is finally lulled into a zombie-like coma by Al's monotonous hypnotic voice (which is rather odd if the patient is only reading something he had written or is just looking at his photo).
Treatments for AlGoreaphobiaCurrent treatments for a patient suffering from extremes of AlGoreaphobia range from the prescription of Anti-DePresidents medications, alternative treatments via hypnosis, and Graduated Exposure Therapy*.
And notice I didn't even bring up Tipper and the PMRC... ooooh... not going there right now... oooooh....