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The "Small Tangents" section is mostly fictitious creative writing with small smatterings of true-life wackiness (which is typically specified in the blurb somewhere abouts concerning the state of said blurbs place on the graph of truthfulness).
The "History" sections are upright truth (with a mix of sarcasm and blatant in-your-face untruth to add some zest). If you are confused and need to know if Tom Cruise was really going to change my Scary Alien Story into a script for his next movie (History #15: That Ain't No Laser Pointer), then you probably have issues with perceiving common sense reality from dumb fantasy. You may want to look for immediate medical attention for your fractured mental state or see the Contact information below.
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