> Reach Out and Touch Me.
So you say that you have perused this site and just find the unbelievable urge to contact the good people of Drooling Maniac ir sign up for the Maniac Newsletter. Well here is your chance. Don't forget to check out the cheesy GuestBook.
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Here is a quicky MANIAC form made just for you. All you gotta do is fill it out and hit "Submit". Ah, the wonders of internet forms. REMEMBER: Fill in your Name and Email. I should actually write out some code to take care of "Required Data", but I am a lazy bastard. If you don't put it in, sucks to be you. 'Nuf said.
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*** Ooooooh, I warned ya. Its a clever little evil box it is. Look at the FANGS. It'll get ya. I warned ya.